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Tuesday, 12 February 2008

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Washington AC/DC - (Espionage Mess): Four Chinese New Year pies have been seized by the CIA and probed for microdots containing space shuttle secrets "after somebody ratted" according to reports.

"They're the NASA equivalent of the fortune cookie," Justice Department source said today.

"Somebody stole our aerospace secrets and hid them in these tasty Year of the Earth Rat pies," a Pentagon spokesman confirmed, "mostly stuff about Captain Lisa Nowak's missing panties and orgies aboard the International Space Station."

Under arrest are Chinese-born Dog Fan "Greg" Chung, 72, and his accomplice Who Flung Dung, the notorious military disinformation crap-peddler.

FBI reports have hinted up to a dozen more arrests are likely including a number of high profile British royal scroungers masquerading as goodwill ambassadors for UK business.

The Duke of York is 49.

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