SOMEWHERE IN A BUNKER, USA - The three superheroes of Truth, Justice, and the American Way, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity hosts of conservative right wing radio are purportedly under a twenty four hour medical alert.
The announcement by former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney that he was suspending his presidential campaign was too much for the three amigos -- make that the three friends. In what is considered unprecedented in the annals of a presidential campaign, we are witness to a fourpeat this week in crying, with Hillary starting it the day before Super Tuesday and now the blubbering from the three, 'defenders of white bread'.
A Limbaugh spokesman said, "Fortunately, Rush still has plenty of painkillers left over, purchased by his former housekeeper, so he should be able to survive this threat to the Republic."
A spokesperson for Ann Coulter said she too distraught to talk to her many fans but wanted to say, "I urge you to buy my upcoming book 'Only Dumb Blondes are Liberals' (I'M really a red head)."
Sean Hannity said, "I hope America wakes up and realizes what's at stake in this great nation of ours … the fate of our … it is truly unbelievable that we have to…I think that if it wasn't for…I for one will do everything… now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Alan Colmes."