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Topics: Sex, foreskin

Thursday, 7 February 2008

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Rabbi "Big disappoint but we display lampshade"

Harley Henry Hardon, of South Bluff City, Iowa, has reneged on his pledge to donate his Foreskin to a Museum that exclusively displays foreskins from different countries. Hardon, who was circumcised at age 52, because, "The dang thang just quit oiling, and it was painful for Mama and me, when we was intimate, you know."

Harley said the Rabbi was outraged because as Hardon said "He wanted mine it was pretty large, and he thought it would become the focal foreskin of this world class museum. But Mama said no way. So me and Mama have other plans."

Asked what those plans were and Hardon replied, "Well I told the Rabbi that whatever was left over after I made the little woman a lampshade, he could have for his museum."

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