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Thursday, 7 February 2008

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Romney expects to Veep on McCain's 2008 ticket

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Mitt Romney has pulled out of the White House race after a string of creditors demanded immediate repayment for campaign-related bills.

The former Massachusetts governor reportedly pumped in over $10 million of family assets to bolster his flagging egotrip in the Super Tuesday play-off.

His wife is now threatening to divorce him after finding out he'd also hocked her jewellery after a $4 million hole appeared in his campaign whore-chest.

"Romney has decided to endorse John McCain," a PR sopurce said today, "amid fervent speculation that he will be named as Veep on a McCain-Romney 2008 dreamticket."

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