Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Mitt Romney has pulled out of the White House race after a string of creditors demanded immediate repayment for campaign-related bills.
The former Massachusetts governor reportedly pumped in over $10 million of family assets to bolster his flagging egotrip in the Super Tuesday play-off.
His wife is now threatening to divorce him after finding out he'd also hocked her jewellery after a $4 million hole appeared in his campaign whore-chest.
"Romney has decided to endorse John McCain," a PR sopurce said today, "amid fervent speculation that he will be named as Veep on a McCain-Romney 2008 dreamticket."
An update on this fast-breaking story is expected later.