Far beyond the belief of pundits,prophets and political wonks, the inspirational ferverinos of Barack Obama have created a mad rush to conversion to humanitarian liberalism among the likes of, well, yes, even Rush Limbaugh.
On a recent radio broadcast, Rush gushed:"I just can't get enough of the mellifluous rhetoric of the Illinois Senator. He's got my vote!".Karl Rove,neo-Con Pit Bull,has become a rover for Obama: "This dog will not only hunt but he'll fetch for young Barack as long as he keeps playing that oratorical siren song on his golden-throated vocal chords."
Rumor has it Bush and Cheney are willing to resign as long as Obama can find his way into the line of succession. W is reputed to have said: "Anybuddy who can talk good englush like that Osama feller deserves to be Commander in Chef."
These unexpected developments have thrown the Clinton camp in disarray. Sources close to the couple Machiavellian overheard Bill chiding Hillary: "I told you to use my 'pluckin the hearty-strings trick'! But, no, you have to be the straight-shooter!"
Hillary is said to have look askance at her husband and with arms akimbo told him to go find an intern.