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Wednesday, 30 January 2008

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"I am John McCain's Grandson", said Dole

Vowing to put even more debt on the backs of the country's future generations, McCain and Guliani held hands clasps together as Guliani held McCain up to keep him from falling down.

"I want you senior citizens to know that these smartass grandchildren of yours will have to pay for your Social Security, Healthcare, and whatever bills we can think of to stick on their backs, we will make workers out of them yet! Hell, maybe we can get them to pick cabbage and show them how to be like the many good undocumented workers we have, who should be citizens if it wasn't for those mean whippersnappers who keep calling my office complaining they shouldn't have to pay emergency room bills for good, honest, undocumented citizens!"

McCain insists he is not a Democrat, and that the 46 million dollars he is worth should prove that. He then shook his walking cane at the reporters to make his point.

He said Rush Limbaugh and Mormons are to blame for causing all of the negative press about his so-called liberalism. "I am totally against amnesty, all I want is for good, hardworking undocumented workers to get their rightful citizenship, especially the ones mowing my lawn and taking care of you fine senior citizens!"

"I will follow Osama Bin Laden to hell and back, in fact I may even be there waiting for him and ambush him when he gets there," McCain laughed. He said he would totally oppose any amnesty for Osama bin Laden and Rush Limbaugh.

"I also would oppose amnesty for Romney, I think he is a young whippersnapper who never learned to respect his elders."

He also indicates that he really knows Putin is not the President of Germany and was just making a joke the other day to illustrate that he is going to be tough on foreign policy issues.

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