DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - The presidential candidate who goes by the name of Ron Paul, Ronny Paul, Robert Paul, David Paxton, Edwardo Sanchez and/or Dr. Pepper, today admitted he kept a $500 dollar check sent to him by a men's rights advocate. Asked if he would return it, he said, "I used it to buy a pair of running shoes to help me cross the finish line."
Edwardo Sanchez (aka Ron Paul) told a crowd of onlookers that the Republican party truly is gay. They ban gay marriage because they want to win voting points and at the same time, they force white males into open prisons so they can be forced into homosexuality. He further said, "Republicans do it because they like the idea of a good jailhouse rock."
Edwardo (aka Dr. Paul, aka Dr. Pepper), stands for freedom, peace, prosperity and inalienable rights to shag your fellow man behind bars. If someone with small ideologies happens to contribute money to Ron, thinking he can influence Ron in any way, he's wasted his money because the King Ping of the G.O.P. spend most of it on hamburger and fries at a local restaurant named "Greasy McBurgers."
The men's rights group said they supported Edwardo (aka Ron Paul) because he is against women's rights. They are not too happy with Edwardo (aka Ron Paul) putting men into open prisons for brutal encounters with Paul's Fairy Wolfs. All prisons and jails could be constructed so men are placed in isolated cells for their own protection where meals are brought to them and each cell has its own water controlled shower and toilet. Gay republican advocates against this idea don't even consider choices. "We are seriously considering changing political party," said the spokesman for the men's rights group.
Edwardo (aka Ron Paul) made a speech saying he wanted his son to be placed in prison to experience the gay life, that is why he has no interest in changing the gay prison system.
"If it ain't broke why fix it?" Asked gay enthusiast Edwardo (aka Paul).