Bob Dole was caught in Florida this evening with the head of his John McCain costume off, exposing the fact that he was the real John McCain all along. He was seen crying after the reporters caught him.
"First I said President Putin was President of Germany, now this. I guess I am just getting too old to get away with this scam anymore," Bob (John) blubbered.
He blames a prominent Republican lady writer for initially blowing his cover. He thinks that somebody who didn't like him probably gave it away to her. "It isn't fair, I have been working so hard for Liberal, Kansas; Liberal, Arizona; Liberal, South Carolina, and now it's over."
Due to the discovery, he is talking about possibly endorsing Mrs. Clinton and campaigning for her in Arizona.
"She is one hot young chick you know."