Written by Bull Winkle Wilson
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Sunday, 27 January 2008

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I will adopt from Africa just like other Hollywood movie stars

Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby from Africa as her first act in the White House as President.

"I love them, can't imagine how I have gotten by all of these years with only one baby," she said with a tear in her eye. She speculated that Monica Lewinsky had ruined it all before, and created a problem that delayed her from raising a child. She also said that in a sense, when she becomes President, she will adopt all children in this country.

"It takes a village, and of course, as head of the village, I will raise every child in this village we call The North American Alliance, I meant the United States," she quickly corrected.

"Of course, we will have to get rid of the village idiots, like Ronald Reagan in disguise, the Reaganite who calls himself a democrat while lawyering for slumlords and pretending to be a man of color," she smiled.

She said she was actually just joking around and didn't mean anyone in particular. She then made a joke about the Quickie Mart should consider hiring Musharaff once she becomes President.

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