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Sunday, 27 January 2008

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San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican presidential hopeful, Ron Paul.

The relentless spammers single handedly created hundreds of thousands of online identities, to increase the perceived number of donors. The total sum of the dept, including the website hosting fees, reported close to 1.6 million dollars.

Simpson and the other members of the group, who wish to remain anonymous, claim to be the original spammers to jump start the Ron Paul 2008 online buzz. Simpson-28, said "It was all worth it to see the look on Mc Cains face when Dr, Paul asked him about GW's financial working groups at the last debate."

Simpson claims that their sole efforts where what brought the RP 2008 campaign this far.

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