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Thursday, 24 January 2008

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Greenville, South Carolina (IPP) - The campaign strategy of Obama and Clinton has been revealed to the public by members of their staff.

They will simply avoid the issues by making personal attacks against each other and airing their dirty laundry in public which is an old tradition here in the south. It will also include the "he said, she said" form of political campaigning.

One email that was shared by both Hillary and Obama stated that they would have liked to do all of their campaigning on the Jerry Springer show. They believe that this is the only way that the hicks and country bumpkins that make up 99.9% of South Carolina's population would be able to comprehend where the candidates stood on all of the issues.

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