In a stunning turnaround from his previous position as an anti-Bush Liberal, Chuck Terzella has openly come out in support of the Administrations actions pre 9/11. The former bleeding heart left wing pansy was quoted as saying, "You know, I like many people who paid attention to the facts, once thought that our great and good leader George ( The Chosen One) Bush was a chimp brained moron, barely capable of stringing three words together to form a coherent sentence, but after my remote broke one night and got stuck on Fox News for twenty four hours I've come to see the error of my ways."
Mr. Terzella continued, " You see, I once believed that the Administration dropped the ball on 9/11 by not putting together the dozens of threads of information such as Presidential Briefings, warnings from FBI Field Agents, CIA reports etc. that Al Qaida and Osama bin Laden were planning a huge and catastrophic attack on American soil, but of course, I was wrong. I mean, how could the President have put all this together? The man was on Vacation, for God's sake. He had worked long and hard for seven months in his new job and needed a well deserved months rest. You can't expect the Leader of the Free World to actually pay attention at a time like that, now can you? Of course not."
"Sure, I used to believe that Bill (The Evil Doer) Clintons Administration successfully thwarted Terrorist threats during the Millennium Plot, but I see now that it was the Republican Congress who, by keeping Clinton focused on Terror Threats by trying to impeach him for having a consensual affair with Monica Lewinsky that allowed our country to remain safe in the years leading up to 9/11. In addition, it was Bill ( The Horn Dog) Clinton who was responsible for allowing bin Laden to attack the World Trade Center in 1993 by not reversing the Reagan/Bush policy of keeping troops in Saudi Arabia, which angered their ally bin Laden. I mean, before then bin Laden wasn't threat; he and Donald Rumsfeld were actually friends. Four More Years!"