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Sunday, 20 January 2008

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Obama releases rap song to establish credentials

Stung by criticism that he is not black enough, Barack Obama has released a new rap single. Although the lyrics have been kept a closely guarded secret, this website has been given a copy and can reveal the first few verses:

    My name is Barack,
    I opposed the president on Iraq,
    I want to give the republicans the sack,
    I want US foreign policy to massively change tack.

    [Chorus: Obama, Obama, I've got good karma, Obama, Obama, vote for me]

    My name is Obama,
    Which is a bit like Osama,
    But I'm not Bin Laden,
    A name which if you think about it,sounds like a dustman.

    [Chorus:Obama, Obama, I'm a democrat, Obama, Obama, did you dig that]

    My name is Obama,
    Electorally, Hillary I'll harm her,
    I'm so credible it's a gas,
    Disagree? you can kiss my gravit-ass.

    [Chorus: etc, etc - you get the picture]

Established rap acts have dismissed the whole exercise as a tawdry PR stunt. Right wing intellectual, Fifty Cent, was cutting: "This is rap with a silent C. This is a hit with a silent S."

In response, Hillary Clinton is due to release a cover of Tammy Wynette's "Stand by your man"

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