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Saturday, 19 January 2008

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"Vote for me? Have a freebie!"

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.

Luckily for the whores, cocktail waitress', blackjack dealers and croupiers, they will be able to cast their votes while at work. This may be a little difficult for the prostitutes, since a whore can throw a good fuck, but can she throw a good election while at work? Besides, according to the Las Vegas Star, the ladies of the evening might get "election" mixed up with "erection" and this could throw the vote total off.

Hillary wasn't too keen on campaigning this week in the cathouses, but when she caught Bill trolling outside the Chicken Ranch, in Vegas, she went whole hog for the whore vote, even pitching in on the work line.

Unfortunately, no one wanted the services of a 60 year old ex first lady. And no one dared fuck with Hillary anyway - period!

At the blackjack tables inside the casino, the dealers will deal a hand to each of the contenders. The one closest to 21 without going over, gets that dealers vote.

If any of the candidates bust, however, they have to work the "Wheel Of Fortune". But all will get a coupon for the buffet.

Nevada is a funky state. And lately it has been in a stanky funk. But the democrats expect to do well there, considering the degenerate state of things.

Joe Postove

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