Well, George Bush has done it again. Our Idiot in Chief has....
"Hello. My name is Tom Ridge. The department of Homeland Security has arrested Mr. Terzella and frozen his column. Mr. Terzella has long been under the surveillance of this Department as a suspected Liberal. I am pleased to announce today that given his latest postings on TheSpoof.com we now have proof positive that Mr. Terzella is indeed a Terrorist Supporting Liberal Godless Piece of Canine Excrement. Mr. Terzella is currently being held in the secure facility at Guantanamo Bay. He will not be receiving benefit of counsel, as we have determined that his grandfather on his mothers side came to this country an illegal alien in 1926. While Mr. Terzella is indeed a citizen of the United States, we needed some excuse to put him in isolation and this is what we hit on; given the fact that we won't let him have a lawyer based on this we feel pretty secure in the knowledge that this guy is ours for as long as we want him.
We are also taking this opportunity to announce that TheSpoof.com is actually a covert arm of the Department of Homeland Security designed to ferret out anti Bush Liberals. Anyone who has posted Anti Administration stories on this website is currently under the active scrutiny of the Department of Homeland Security. We would like to thank the editors of TheSpoof.com for their assistance in rooting out these evil-doers. Thank you for your time and don't forget to vote."
This story is approved by Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse