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Saturday, 19 January 2008

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New York City, New York (IPP) - Most people that see the movie "Cloverfield" leave the movie thinking that what they just saw on the big screen was merely science fiction. Nothing could be further from the truth.

The public does not realize that the so called movie is an actual expanded news clip which the government has ordered to be depicted as fiction in order to avoid panic and economic calamity.

There is evidence that still lurking in the Atlantic Ocean are many of the type of the mysterious creature depicted in the "movie". It could spell disaster for the tourist industry and other forms of commerce if the government allows the public to know the truth.

The U.S. Navy has been secretly using submarines to escort cruise ships that travel along the Atlantic coast. One naval officer who spoke off the record told reporters that, "Eventually all hell will break loose and the truth in this matter will surface in spite of all of the efforts being taken to keep the public from panicking. You just can not keep a lid on this kind of thing forever and the effect on the economy will make the great depression look like a picnic".

The Naval officer went on to say that, "There have actually been many terror attacks committed against Americans since 9-11 and they have all been kept secret by the Department of Homeland Security and this situation is no different in the eyes of the government. The same thing applies to the UFO's that have been seen in Texas recently except that the story managed to get out down there in a news format as opposed to the entertainment spin that has been successfully placed on the New York thing".

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