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Friday, 18 January 2008

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General Colon Bowel lurks in the background of this cosy set-up

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Barack Obama is feeling the noose tighten around his DNA as NATO Military Intelligence files threaten to expose him as a total ID fraud spawned from the frightening union of Hillary Clitoris and General Colon Bowel.

Bollox Obama as he is known in Europe has long prided himself at the plausible construct of his official parentage and lineage.

But beneath this masterpiece of grandiose self-publicity lurks a chimaera born to run against his own birth mother in the race for the job of Commander of the Free World.

Evading DNA cross-scanning against Hillary and Colon Bowel has taken a labor of love and massive birth records shredding.

Internet spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.net rates Obama at 2/1 for getting busted for the cover-up before US electors go to the polls in November.

"And that price is shortening fast," the site odd-setter said today.

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