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Thursday, 17 January 2008

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Mephistophels, Tennessee (IPP) - Time Warner AOL executives announced today that they will charge more for less when it comes to AOL internet fees.

They will introduce user fees that charge internet users who use the internet more money than those who use it less.

One executive who spoke on the condition that his name would not be used admitted that "AOL is a kid's ISP and also that he would not use AOL even if there were no charge because it sucks big time".

He also said that the idea to charge more came from a Saturday Night Live episode where Eddie Murphy used the phrase, "How To Make Mo Money Without using Yo Money".
Executives watching the show said it was a brilliant concept and that they would put it to use immediately.

One internet guru made the observation that, "AOL has sucked in the past, sucks now, and will suck in the future". He further said that, "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear and that a sinking tide lowers all ships".

One Wall Street Urinal editorial on the subject says that the selling of AOL stock by insiders reminds him of rats abandoning a sinking ship. AOL stock was down to 39 cents a share and has been moved to the penny stock list on the OTC bulletin board.

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