Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights movement.
From their, she will go to the Lyndon Baines Johnson Presidential Library on the campus of the University of Texas at Austin to speak on her newest favorite topic, "How Presidents and Washington Politicians Did More For Civil Rights Than Uppity Blacks (because I can't use the "N" word) Like Dr. King, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton."
Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton are not expected to be in attendance. They will, instead, be sponsoring a rally to support freeing all black men on death row, as they were "unjustly imprisoned by Whitey even though multiple witnesses and D.N.A. evidence convicted them cuz they just tryin' to put down the brothers." The admission fee is a bucket of fried chicken.