Miami, Florida (IP) - A Florida website that caters to Cuban-Americans is using a cyber girl to lure Latin American men to its list of users.
The girl's name on the website is Vivian415 and there it includes a photograph or two of a real life Latin beauty queen that is posted on the website as bait to attract the naive males. One photograph shows Vivian415, no watery tart, wearing a phone head set and she displays a seductive smile, the cyber equivalent to the call of the siren.
One observer stated that the whole thing reminds him of the sirens sweetly singing in Tales of Great Ulysses. In more recent times Jack Bruce sang, "You thought the Latin (sic) winter would bring you down forever, but you rode upon the steamer to the violence of the sun, and the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids, for the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips...."
And so thus are the naive Latin men performing a swan dive into the cyber depths head first and falling in love with Vivian415 again and again. They are lured by the beauty of the sea only to discover that the sweet mermaid who has lured them exists not in the real world but only inside a Pentium chip somewhere deep down in the circuitry of their Dell, IBM, or what have you.
Jump on in - the water is fine.