Written by Jean Le Fete

Print this

Sunday, 13 January 2008

image for New Strategy: Clinton to Make Tears Part of Each Campaign Speech
Enough Crying for Clinton?

Nevada - Hillary Clinton fresh from her victory in New Hampshire where her watering eyes convinced thousands to support her, has vowed to make tears a part of her campaign. But will the strategy backfire in Nevada?

At a crowded Casino Flamingo, Mrs. Clinton gathered with a group of women near the buffet area.

Unbeknownst to Mrs. Clinton, the "women" were part of the Republican Transvestite Association of America. When the tears started to flow and Mrs. Clinton bared her soul, the group began to laugh hysterically. They then pelted Mrs Clinton with their garters.

According to a Clinton Staffer, Mrs. Clinton was visibly shaken by incident and is concerned she was set up by the Barrack Obam campaign, which has already won an endorsement the Culinary Workers Union of Nevada.

When questioned about the incident, a Ms. Connie Swarzenagger said, "Were just a bunch of girlie-men, what did she expect from us? Were all voting for that hunk Barrack Obama. We tried to give him our endorsement, but they seemed a little reluctant, so now we may offer it to Ron Paul, he's cute too."

Make Jean Le Fete's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 3?

4 9 6 1

Go to top