Written by Marissa R
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 11 January 2008

image for President Bush Calls for an end to the Strike
"We gotta get these damn riders back riding!"

President Bush, fed up with watching reruns of The Office and Grey's Anatomy has decided to step in to "put an end to this television terrorism."

In a campaign he has dubbed "yuck and ha" he has declared the Riders Union largely responsible for the strike and has levied heavy fines. "The Riders Union has got to understand America will not stand for these threats to our people or our country."

Mike Jockey head of the Riders Union had this to say, "Hey man, we just race horses, we don't have anything to do with the strike." In response, the president, accused of being a one trick pony has appealed to congress to start a bombing raid on the stalls and race tracks. "We have received credible intelligence reports that they have weapons of mass interruption to the fall lineup. America will not rest until our country and it's citizens are safe from these little terrorist."

Jockey's response of "Whoa, there easy big fella, just hold your horses." Fell upon deaf ears as Bush called an emergency meeting of congress to declare war. More on this story as it breaks.

Make Marissa R's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

1 17 13 20
69 readers are online right now!

Go to top