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Thursday, 10 January 2008

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NEW YORK -- After one year - how time flies, it just seems like yesterday,of the Presidential candidates roaming the country for support in an election, which is eleven months away, WTF NEWS in New York sent a reporter to ask the following question:

The people listed, all share the same thing, save for one thing is it A, B, C or D?

    Indira Gandhi, Prime Minister of India, 1966
    Golda Meir, Prime Minister of Israel, 1969
    Isabel Peron, President of Argentina, 1974
    Margaret Thatcher, Prime Minister of Great Britain, 1979
    Corazon Aquino, President of Philippines, 1986
    Benazir Bhutto, Prime Minister of Pakistan, 1988
    Violeta Barrios de Chamorro, Prime Minister of Nicaragua, 1990
    Mary Robinson, President of Ireland, 1990
    Edith Cresson, Prime Minister of France, 1991
    Kim Campbell, Prime Minister of Canada, 1993
    Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand, 1999
    Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, 2005
    Cristina Fernandezde Kirchner, President of Argentina, 2007
    Hillary Rodham Clinton

    A) They all sit down to pee
    B) They all have two copies of the X chromosome
    C) They all cried to get elected
    D) They all shave their underarms

Reporter Victor Hugo went to Herald Square in front of Macy's to see what response he would get. Unfortunately, his glasses were broken, his wallet pickpocketed, his shoe laces tied together and he was called a "flaming hunchback" after getting just five responses. Undeterred, Mr. Hugo went to P.S. 333 where all 35 pupils in Miss Esmeralda's 5th grade class got the answer right.

Following his checkup, from Lennox Hill Hospital, Mr. Hugo will go to Passahankie, South Carolina for the upcoming primary.

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