Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Coffee, Starbucks

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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Real coffee

Fast-coffee chain, Starbucks, are to cut back on costs by making all their latte drinks with water instead of milk. The new drink, going under the name of 'New-Coffee' is said to already be a big hit.

Snaffle McLaughty, general manager of the largest Starbucks in Las Vegas said:

"Whoa that drink's mighty-fine. It has all the taste of a latte, but without that milky texture and flavour. In many ways, it's closer to real coffee than real coffee is."

"We make the drink using a clever combination of water and coffee. The water's hot and disperses the ground coffee beans. I suppose the drinker might decide to add a little milk or cream, but that's a personal choice."

New-Coffee is said to be on trial.

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