Presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein has been arrested on suspicion of terrorism. Redneck detectives are interviewing the token mixed-race Democrat about his 'funny sounding name'.
Mr Obama is thought to be the leader of a highly secretive terrorist organisation based in the southern United States, going by the name of Al-Obama.
Very few people have heard of Al-Obama, but those who have speak of a group of people who wish to return to a primitive lifestyle of living in the woods, drinking beer and 'squealing like pigs'.
Members of the rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd have also been questioned for writing a song promoting the terrorist organisation.