Written by Robert W. Armijo
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Sunday, 6 January 2008

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Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds

Los Angeles, California

The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, has just competed her nude photo shoot for Hustler Magazine. Appearing in her trademark bikini clad attire, as she appeared in her pop virus video, Obama Girl took it all off for Obama and then donated all the money to his campaign for his first win in Iowa.

Obama was forced to disclose the donation in accordance with federal campaigning laws and by his campaign mangers, which threatened to go public if he did not do so by today. Although Obama continues to deny he influenced Ettinger's decision in anyway in return for Dennis Kucinich support in the Iowa caucus who in return was returning a political favor to Larry Flynt, or that of the powerful UFO lobby, who supported Kucinich's run for office.

Although Obama did not violate any laws by accepting the donation, he did so against the advice of his campaign managers. All who feared the image of him accepting the campaign funds from a nearly naked woman to begin with when she first unofficially campaigned for him on the Internet, let alone a totally naked woman?

"Now that she is fully disrobed, we fear it would make him appear as a stereotype in the minds of bigots, appealing to the lowest common denominator," said an Obama campaign manager. "Or at the very least, providing cannon fodder to his opponents."

At least that was supposed to happen; only it never materialized.

Obama's managers even pointed to the unsuccessful Clinton campaign debacle, simply referred to now as "Boob Gate" when she attempted to make a mountain out of a molehill for a report in fashion column of a newspaper that barely mentioned her cleavage.

"Boob Gate' was a flop for us," said a former Clinton campaign intern assistant. "We thought we'd play up the old feminist angle, but women today are too sophisticated to fall for that Virginia Slims big tobacco sexual liberation tripe today."

Based on that experience, Obama was advised to stay clear of any money that was donated involving any part of the female anatomy. Only, like a typical politician, he interpreted that as a green light to the whole woman's body, not just one part.

"Apparently, we were dead wrong, " said an Obama campaign strategist in utter shock that Obama Girl did not backfire on them. "She single handedly delivered Iowa for us and now were looking to use her beyond."

Political scientists contend that Obama is still an untouchable as far as hardball American politics goes or perhaps, he is the shape of things to come in America.

"He still has a lot of political capital in the bank as far as White liberal guilt goes before anyone dares take off the kit gloves when handling him," said a political scientist. "Or it could actually be that Americans are so up set with the way the things are going in Washington that they not only want somebody who thinks outside of the box, they want somebody who doesn't believe boxes exist."

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