Sacramento, California (IPP) - The monster storm that cut off power to millions of residents of California is a warning from heaven to Britney Spears.
Clergy from the Catholic Church now speculate that Britney is the Anti-Christ since the opposite of Jesus would have to be a woman.
Doctors at the hospital where Britney was taken report seeing 666 written on her forehead just below the skin and X-Rays also reveal the early stages of two devil horns forming right below the scalp. Britney also did a couple of 360 degree rotations with her head while in the ambulance.
The only sin that Britney has not yet committed is the theft of a freight train but California clergy think that is next on Britney's agenda.