Weapons of Mass Destruction have finally been found in Iraq.
US troops made the discovery on Sunday, just outside a mosque in a remote area of the country.
"We've been looking for these so-called Weapons of Mass Destruction for over a year now", admitted military spokesman General Dummkopf. "We were looking for bombs and guns and stuff. But, of course, we failed to think laterally.
It was Private Randy Pahtz who made the breakthrough. He explained to our reporter, "We found 17 hardcore Muslim priests outside this mosque. I suspected them of being Weapons of Mass Destruction. So we took them and sent them into the Catholic church down the road. Mass was completely destroyed. Case dismissed."