Salt Lake City, Utah (IPP) - Mitt Romney says his wives are ready for the big move to the White House. He has promised that he and his wives will not bring disgrace to the Oval Office.
A reporter asked Romney if he ever has trouble remembering all of his wives names. Romney said, "Of course not and to prove it I will name them all for you." He then began to name them but when he got to the 12th one his face turned red and he had to clear his throat.
Down in the audience sat all of his wives and one in particular looked really angry. It was Niquishana who many suspect Romney married purely out of political correctness.
Romney, unable to remember her name, quickly changed the subject and promised that if elected he would ban alcohol, coffee, tea, tobacco, gambling, abortion, and all versions of any incorrect version of the bible which omits the story of Robert Smith and his great vision.
As he spoke Niquishana stormed out of the assembly and told reporters tha Mitt would be sleeping on the couch in the living room just outside of the twelve bedrooms of his great mansion if she has her way. None of the other eleven wives would offer any comment to reporters on the scene.