WASHINGTON. A man who claims to be Ron Paul has told police that Aliens stole his body twenty years ago and are intent on taking over the world.
The man said he had the shocking realization that he is the real presidential candidate after slipping on a rock climbing expedition and suffering a blow to the head.
"They must have done some mind tricks on me to make me forget who I really am," Ron Paul told reporters.
Michael Jackson has stepped up to the fore in support of the supposed Ron Paul. Jackson told reporters that he himself had encountered alien beings, and that it was them who had made him white and brittle.
White House support staff added further credibility to the story claiming that lights flickered on and off every time Mr Paul stepped into the room and some hinting this could also explain why Mr Paul doesn't seem to age.
The (so called) alien Ron Paul didn't hesitate to dismiss these claims a folly and impossible, yet it is rumored that authorities have shipped Ron to a secret base in Roswell as a precaution.
Theorists have claimed that the "real" Ron Paul is a FOX news plant.