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Saturday, 29 December 2007

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Peeping Paul?

Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.

"We were going door to door and not finding many people at home, though their cars were there and televisions all seemed to be on," began Paul. "I guess I just got a little frustrated and went too far. I heard this beautiful voice singing and went see if I could find it. (Sheepishly) Well I found her and..you know the rest."

Mrs De La Vega, was the woman in question and she phoned the police. When she later learned it was a presidential candidate she said, "This is the eighth time someone has peeped in my bathroom window. first it was O'Bama, then Hillary Clinton and then Bill Clinton came back 5 times! I had to get a restraining order on him! I am sick of these people! No Mas!"

When asked if she would vote for any of the candidates, Republican or Democrat, she said, "I would only vote for Zorro. Antonio Banderas! He is a real man!"

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