WASHINGTON. The cry of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden could be heard in the wee hours of today as he lamented and wailed in Arabic in front of the White House.
Bin Laden, dressed in nothing but boxer shorts and a head scarf was heard screaming at the top of his lungs on how he had given his last atomic bomb to President Bush for Christmas.
Ayeeeeeee! Get out here Bush and face me like a man! I gave you my last atomic bomb and part of my clothing in exchange for Alaska and one fifth of New York!
It was at this point, that Osama's claims and accusations became even more bizarre as he accused Bush of spear heading a world wide celebrity pornography ring.
With these claims against Mr Bush, the FBI and CIA have been appointed to investigate them. There have even been rumours that a law suit has been filed by Mr Bin Laden against Bush to fight for who gets custody of Alaska and one fifth of New York.
Celebrities who have been found to be in Bush's pornography ring include:
- George Bush (Chairman)
- Santa Claus
- Tony Blair
- Hilary Clinton
- Osama Bin Laden
- Hank Hanks
And the following persons, are still under suspicion:
- Oprah Winfrey
- Tom Hanks
- Britany Spears
Earlier today, Michael Jackson stated that he was "appalled" by such behaviour from these icons. "They should all be locked up," he added. "These are sick and dangerous people!"