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Tuesday, 25 December 2007

New Hampshire- Supporters of the Ron Paul Revolution apparently fed up with Mother Nature's attempt to derail the Ron Paul Blimp, are seeking alternative methods to insert the Old right conservative into America's consciousness.

Trevor Lyman, organiser of the November 5th website, along with the Soth Dakota meetup group are petitioning to add Rep. Ron Paul to the state's national monument, Mount Rushmore. The Mount Rushmore state, is trying to outdo all other candidates by showing the breadth and depth of the support that exists for Ron Paul all across the country.

"I mean, come on," said one enthused supporter of the idea, adding, "I am sure no one would ever think, not even the biggest supporters of these guys (sic) 'let's engrave Rudy Giuliani or Hillary Clinton in stone.'"

Other Ideas such as replacing Alcatraz prison, a symbolic act of freedom in itself, in San Francisco with a bronze statue of Paul delivering the Infant Liberty to America to compliment The Statue of Liberty herself in New York.

The unorthodox approach to spreading Ron Paul's message of America as a Libertarian ideal continues to find new fans all across the country, and has made mockery of traditional media outlets and current political opinion.

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