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Tuesday, 25 December 2007

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California, USA (IPP) - Things slow down on Christmas day on Ebay so this year they decided to stir things up by giving away expensive items.

One example of the free items is the giving away of one-hundred Selmer Mark VI saxophones. Alert Ebay customers could choose from various members of the saxophone family which includes soprano, alto, tenor, and baritone saxes. Only one per customer.

One thousand one karat diamond rings were also given away and ten-thousand gold bracelets also went to Ebay's customers faithful enough to visit the famous cyber auction site.

The most expensive items given away were twenty-five Hummers with every available accessory.

Executives at Ebay are sure that this year's give-aways will attract a lot of people to Ebay next year that otherwise would have been busy elsewhere.

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