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Wednesday, 19 December 2007

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CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA - Rielle Hunter is planning to give presidential hopeful John Edwards a special gift this Christmas. Miss Hunter, a former Edwards campaign worker, said, "John and I shopped together for this gift about six months ago. I don't have it quite ready to present just yet; I'm guessing it will be ready in about three more months."

Rielle Hunter's thoughtful Christmas card was left under the Edward's family Christmas tree. Elizabeth Edwards had no idea who this stranger was and asked her husband if he thought it would be a nice gesture to invite her over for some egg nog on Christmas Eve. "No, Elizabeth," said John Edwards, "I think Rielle is supposed to be laying off the egg nog this season, but I think you'll be really surprised by her thoughtful little gift to our family. Uh, by the way honey, did you remember to cancel our subscription to the National Enquirer like I asked?"

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