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Tuesday, 18 December 2007

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Charleston, SC - A recent online poll conducted recently showed Presidential candidate Ron Paul leading the other candidates with 120% of responses in his favor. Criticisms have arose regarding the authenticity of such online polls, which seem to defy, until recently, every other poll, but now also, math itself.

With 120%, Paul led the field with the nearest candidate being Rudy Giuliani with 1%, and Mitt Romney close behind with -6%. The other candidates, which most Americans seem content to ignore, garnered up the remaining negative 15%.

The Paul campaign has noted that, while the the poll was conducted by a webmaster, who is known to have barely made it through his college statistics class, the numbers are impressive, regardless.

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