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Sunday, 16 December 2007

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Washington (IPP) - Barack Obama was arrested this afternoon outside the White House for criminal mischief.

It all started after six inches of snow had accumulated in front of the White House and a security guard noticed that someone had written G.W. sucks in the snow with urine.

The secret service called the President on his cell phone and he and Laura came out to see the yellow message written in the snow.

A secret service crime scene technician took a sample of the urine and sent it to the White House basement where a small crime lab is located. The President could be seen pacing back and forth as he waited for the results of the lab test.

After about an hour the secret service agent in charge of the investigation called the President and told him that he had both good news and bad news about the incident. The good news was that it had been determined that the urine was that of Barack Obama. The bad news was that the hand writing belonged to Laura Bush.

Obama was picked up and charged with misdemeanor criminal mischief and was then released on his own recognizance.

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