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Friday, 14 December 2007

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Shoes off for Islam!

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an airport in Florida.

Mingin Nosh, an Islamist solicitor from Leicester on a 'Reconnaissance Mission', told how he was subjected to humiliating levels of depravity, when he arrived at Orlando yesterday, and was immediately led away for interrogation and 'frisking' at the Holy airport Mosque.

Nosh told how he was forced to remove his footwear:

"I had to take off my shoes and socks. They even wanted to see the fluff in between my toes. It was degrading."

Nosh said he had never been treated in such a backward and barbarous way, since leaving the Middle East more than ten years ago.

He claimed in a statement to the News of the World that he had complained to the authorities about being de-sandaled and made to sing songs in praise of the Profit George Bush.

Immigration officials at the airport have denied that America is turning into a nation of Muslims. The Head of Security there, Muhammad al-Stripsearch said:

"I do not want to comment. Allah be praised!"

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