Written by Afishlips
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Topics: Drugs

Sunday, 13 January 2008

image for Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Jacksonvile Florida - Dwayne Jenkins, 27 a local self proclaimed 'dreamer' spent the entire afternoon on his couch smoking marijuana and listening to the song 'Lust for life' by rock musician Iggy Pop from the album of the same name.

Dwayne sang along to the song's refrain 'I'm worth a million in prizes' Dwayne's actions actually reveal an overwhelming lust for drugs and sloth. In contrast to the song's upbeat life affirming message, Dwayne appears confident to waste the life that was given to him.

This behavior is nothing new to Dwayne as he spent the previous week passed out covered in florescent orange cheeto dust while "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor played at full volume on repeat.

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