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Sunday, 25 November 2007

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Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate in 2008, Mitt Romney, is a very lucky man. He's handsome, he's smart, he's rich and ...

His wife is a hottie!

His wife, Ann Romney, is a stay-at-home mom, converted from Episcopalian to the Mormon Church and married Mitt in 1969. She is an avid equestrian, winning gold and silver medals while riding on top of a horse. Now, that's a hottie! Mitt is a very lucky guy. Though Mormons are not allowed to drink, smoke or swear, they are allowed to marry hotties. Often more than one!

By the way, what kind of a name is "Mitt"? Is he named after a baseball glove? Is it a nickname for "mittens"? Is his full name Mittens Romney? Yikes, what a name!

Getting back to his wife, what does a hottie like Ann see in a guy like Mitt? As stated, he's handsome, he's smart and he's rich. And, unlike most power hungry, brain-dead politicians, maybe he's even human.

Mitt Romney is a very lucky man.

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