Centerton, Arkansas - (X-Files Mess): Hillary Clinton's 2008 White House campaign is in dissarray as a key former political ally of her husband Bill resigned today claiming he was abducted and brainwashed by Satanists during the 1970s when providing the ex-Arkansas Governor with an alibi.
Mayor of Centerton since 2001, Ken Williams said he had to change his ID and personal details before assuming a new name to hide from the Satanic mobsters who tortured him repeatedly.
A recent anti-brainwashing therapy injection however has suddenly sent him reeling back into present day reality, Williams claims.
As he has gradually regained his memory, he said, he has realized that some testimony he once gave about Bill Clinton in the Whitewater affair may have been 'total crap'.
"But believe me folks, I had no choice.
"My wife and kids were at stake - killed before my very eyes! I just had to go on the run."
"It's taken me five years to get my memory back," Williams added, "mainly through these vitamin jabs the docs recommended after I freaked out seeing Hillary elected to the Senate!"
There has been no response from the Hillary camp.