WASHINGTON - In late breaking news, conservative columnist Robert Novak is sticking behind an earlier story that claims that Hillary Clinton's campaign is spreading the word that there is "scandalous information" relating to the candidacy of Barack Obama.
While Ms. Clinton is vigorously denying these allegations, a Spoof reporter learned last night that the real reason Hillary is not being forthright is that the "scandalous information" involves none other than her husband: former President Bill Clinton!
It turns out that while Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were engaged in several televised political debates, Bill Clinton and Barack's wife, Michelle Obama were having "private meetings" at a Watergate apartment. The reporter allegedly stood on an assistant's shoulders and peered through a transom window in the apartment complex.
Now that it is clear why Hillary would not spell out the details of the Obama family scandal, Washington insiders are now counting the days until the Clintons announce their long-overdue divorce.
One thing is certain: all the Republican candidates are keeping quiet; not wanting to interfere with Bill Clinton's latest attempt to destroy the Democratic Party.