WASHINGTON, DC - To use a painting analogy, the Democratic Party is reeling and set to head for the canvas after learning there is a terrorist in their midst.
While undergoing some polite questioning in Guantanamo Bay Naval Base - which probably involved some form of coffee and donuts and not any of the horrible torture described in the liberal media - a captured Al-Qaeda terrorist revealed that one of the Democratic presidential hopefuls is fact an Al-Qaeda spy.
"According to the captured terrorist, Al-Qaeda plans to get a sleeper into the White House as the next president of these great United States, and thereby acheive their ultimate goal of destroying our freedom," said General Lance Mulliniks.
"The detainee questioned refused to give us a name, but he did reveal that the name of one of the candidates is a cipher for the mole's true identity."
Code-breakers at the Pentagon went to work immediately, working through the night in an attempt to break the cipher. Eventually, a veteran code-breaker discovered that Osama sounds a lot like Obama.
"Apparently Osama Bin Laden is the sleeper, and he is right here on our freedom-rich soil," said the code-breaker, who must remain anonymous. "They used some highly sophisticated technology to create this revolutionary code, and I just got lucky enough to break it."
In fact, we all got lucky, because if had Bin Laden became the next president, he would have unleashed a reign of terror over this country not seen since the Clinton administration.
Betty Davis, an avid supporter of freedom, was relieved that Bin Laden was discovered before getting a sniff of the Oval Office. "Who can say what evil things he'd do," said Davis. "He'd probably even lower taxes for the poor or give driver's licenses to illegal immigrants."
Fortunately, for freedom loving Americans, the terrorist threat may soon be averted, as Barrak Obama Bin Laden is about to be taken into federal custody. And finally, with our suspicions truly confirmed, we can say with absolute certainty that all Democrats are terrorists.