A rising tide of envy and outright jealousy describes how GOP Republican Presidential candidates regard the phenomenal success of the Ron Paul campaign.
Not to sit still in the fierce competition for the most powerful chair in American politics, the Rudy Giuliani campaign has come up with a novel and potentially surprising new method of seeking out virgin donors to revitalize the flaccid aspects of his campaign.
Rudy Giuliani is now receiving a rapidly aroused donation base from pedophiles. One of his partners, a priest, Monsignor Alan Placa, a longtime friend from Rudy's cross-dressing days in Brooklyn and currently an esteemed attorney with GIULIANI PARTNERS L.L.C. has come up with this new twist on sexual extortion. By recruiting little boys throughout the city, Rudy is now receiving a throbbing injection into the nether regions of his campaign funds. In return for fudge and other mundane favors the little ones point pedophiles towards the campaign staff for Rudy. Immunity from prosecution is repaid in campaign donations to the campaign. Reports are the scheme has successfully 'greased the rails' for Rudy's campaign.
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