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Thursday, 15 November 2007

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King of the Jews

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush electrified Washington and the world when on Friday he declared himself King of the Jews to riotous acclaim by AIPAC.

"Yup, I am the new Messiah of the Jews…the King of the Jews!" shouted Bush to delirious applause by Congress and the Zionist controlled press.

Bush was crowned by the Executive Director of AIPAC in a thrilling ceremony at the new White House Synagogue.

Bush went on to state that he would continue his "Holy Crusade" to kill Moslems on behalf of Israel and free their oil fields for consumption by fat-assed American consumer-petro-pigs.

AIPAC issued a statement that it accepted Bush as its new King and that it expected him to help Israel steal even more Palestinian land and fight its wars.

But Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani immediately contested Bush's new title, saying, "Hey wait a minute! I'm the King of the Jews! Bush is an imposter."

The situation became even more complicated when Senator Hillary Clinton claimed the title of Queen of the Jews.

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