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Thursday, 15 November 2007

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Hillary in her costume from early Christmas Pageants (she's the one in the back)

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Senator from New York, Presidential candidate, former First Lady, and husband of President Bill Clinton was once a young, aspiring actress. Early home movies from a former neighbor show that, for four consecutive years, she played a part in her local school and church Christmas Nativity plays.

Hillary, is a part that could only be typecasting and a prelude of things to come, was never the Virgin Mary. She was also never an angel, a sheep herder, a wiseman, or a townsperson. She was always in the back half of the donkey costume. Yes, even from an early age, Hillary was the ass end of an ass.

Republican party vice chairman Newt Gingrich was not surprised at the news. "No wonder she and her ilk want to take religion out of schools and Christ out of Christmas. That (her play participation) was over fifty years ago, and she's still being an ass about it!"

Democatic party spokesman Ann El Retentive said that "isn't being the ass end of an ass a double negative? Doesn't that make this into a positive? I'm sure that Senator Clinton values this experience from her youth and feels that it made her a better person."

Other candidates for President (in fact, all of them from all parties) were quick to point out that each of them, at one time or another, were Joseph. None, however, was ever a Wiseman. This still holds true today.

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