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Monday, 12 November 2007

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Hillary: Playing or peeing?

New York Senator and aspiring presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was allegedly seen masturbating in a men's room at the Washington DC Marriot this afternoon, according to Republican sources.

"I went into the men's room and heard this rubbing sound", said Marriot bartender Larry Bobker. "I peeked into the stall and I saw Hillary Clinton rubbing her vagina!"

"I was not masturbating. I was just taking a piss. The ladies room had a long line and I didn't want to wet myself so I went into the men's room" Clinton said defensively. "And I always rub myself after I piss. Every woman does!"

The Marriott has become famous for women sneaking into the men's room to pee, especially at large functions. Some women claim that their smaller bladders combined with only two stalls make it inconvenient for women at the hotel. Therefore, women are forced to use the vacant stall in the men's room. Others claim that women enjoy going into the men's room so they can see penises and masturbate secretly in the stalls.

"I have seen several needy women entering the stall", said Marriott Manager Jean Francois. "We will install more stalls in the ladies room and post an armed guard outside the restrooms to make sure each gender is using his or her respective lounge areas".

After the scandal Ms Clinton returned to the function at the hotel as if nothing had happened.

"We don't need female masturbators in the White House!" screamed Republican Presidential challenger Mike Huckabee who was also at the function.

Meanwhile, aspiring candidate Ron Paul was campaigning in another state and was not involved in this incident at all.

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