WASHINGTON (AP) The Dennis Kucinich for President organization announced that Professor Art Nouveau would be joining the Kucinich campaign.
Professor Nouveau will bring his scholarly expertise in several fields including Tantric cooking, Unidentified Flying Objects, and Medieval gadgetry. Professor Nouveau and his lovely assistant Miss Maria Simpson spent a lovely evening with Dennis and Elizabeth.
During that visit, Congressman Kucinich asked Professor Nouveau to head up the controversial "Rednecks for Kucinich" group.
The Spoof learned of the little party and was able to rush reporter Morgan Truce -- a longtime friend of Professor Nouveau - to catch up on all the intimate details.
Professor Nouveau and Miss Simpson arrived at the Kucinich residence early Friday evening and parked their old Nash sedan alongside the Kucinich bicycle rack. Miss Simpson brought a bouquet of dried flowers which Elizabeth graciously accepted. The two women went to the kitchen, mixed the dried flowers with some Hamburger Helper, and prepared the evening dinner to be cooked in one of the large bongs from Dennis's early Cleveland collection. After dinner the two couples went to the backyard for a pleasant evening of UFO sightings.
Later that night, Professor Nouveau introduced the others to his favorite game of Kama Sutra / Spin-the-Pipe. Elizabeth Kucinich also entertained the group with her favorite Mother Teresa impressions.
As more Americans become familiar with the Kucinich lifestyle, the more likely Dennis Kucinich will win the nomination of his party -- and the 2008 election. But first he must get ahead of his wife Elizabeth's 84% lead in polls of American male voters.