Written by Afishlips
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Saturday, 10 November 2007

Somewhere in Mexico - El Chupacabre, the mythical hispanic monster whose name translates to "goat sucker", has begun a rap career under the name "Goat Face Killer".

How a legendary creature who's only talent is mutillating livestock will fare in todays ultra competitive world of hip hop remains to be seen.

When asked for comment, Goat Face Killer's agent Maury SheckleSteinBergWitz had this to say: "Today's savvy hip hop consumer's tastes have gone beyond such cerebral fare as Party Like a Rock Star or the latest Jibbs single Nick Knack Paddywack on Crack. Their looking for something simple and direct, and I think Goat Face Killer brings something new to the game."

Goat Face Killer's debut album "Just a Bunch of Growling noises backed by a drum machine but you'll buy it anyway" hits stores Tuesday.

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