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Friday, 9 November 2007

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And this must be the turkey.....................

The film world's favourite nerd Jeff Goldblum is set to play George W Bush in a forthcoming film of the President's life.

Goldblum, well known for parts in such films as Independence Day, Jurassic Park, and the Fly was approached by film producer Alan Smithee when it was turned down by Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, and Woody Harrelson.

Goldblum said, 'This film feels like a natural progression for me. I have portrayed a fly, whose own face falls of in the Fly, I have acted alongside bumbling big beasts in Jurrasic Park, and I have saved America, so doing this does not seem like such a struggle. The only problem will be making such an unappealing character seem likable'.

Smithee could not be contacted, as he currently has 567 films all currently released, 309 of which star James Belushi, and another bloke and three different chases, as well as a politically dubious sub-plot.

George - My Life in the Bush will never be released.

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